idraugoidelle:

It’s frightening to be swimming in this strange sea, 
but I’d rather be here than on land 

hannahluu:

                                  

““What family?” several of you have asked. “Do you have a wife and kids we don’t know about?”

To that I answer, and with a heavy heart, “No.” I would have a wife and a house full of children, but the lady who was right for me, the one who was destined to be my better half, was aborted in one of our nation’s fine “women’s health” clinics.”

-David Sedaris (I’m Not Running for President)